Garrison Keillor: ...home of the St. Paul Curling Club, where men come to do each other's hair.
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TR: This looks nice with a big wave in front.
TK: Can you make it flip more?
TR: You want it to go up and down and then up again?
TK: Yeah. Try that.
GK: In the old days, men had to conceal their fascination with hair by pretending to slide big rocks on the ice (GRUNT, HEAVE, SLIDE) but now this is a hobby that dares to speak its name.
TR: I could do corn rows.
TK: Naw. Takes too long.
GK: The St. Paul Curling Club.